#142 Grow your beard out, just weird out

I started working today! Finally! OMG OMG kerja apa? Alah cikgu tuisyen je pun. Two classes per week. And...

The highlight, for me, was... When I asked them if they know "Lorde". Unsurprisingly, they didn't know her, but to my surprise, some of them were busy checking their dictionary, trying to find the meaning of "Lorde". As if. I MANAGED NOT TO LAUGH ALTHOUGH HANDS DOWN TWAS VERY HARD TO DO. I mean come on, aku dah siap prepare 1 article about Lorde, with worksheet bagai kot buahaha high expectation sgt kau ni syue. So I kept calm and explained that "Lorde" is actually a person, so I'm pretty sure even if they spent an eternity reading the dictionary, there ain't no "Lorde" in it. Krik krik sangat dik.

That's it. Gee I really need to learn how to write a proper conclusion.

#141 Talk it up like yeah

I feel sorry for (and disgusted with....) myself for not being able to write anything here, despite the many many memorable and presumably important events that were happening in my life. So I've made a pledge to myself to WRITE SOMETHING here as to commemorate this very special and meaningful day in my life; my last day as an undergraduate student.

Let's see how it goes. Although I'm pretty sure there's no real progress on that huahahaha bye. Well at least I'm back, here. Weehee.

#140 Miss Tak Moving On (Lagi)

Selamat hari raya maaf zahir batin weh. Seriously, I meant that. Happy holidays jugak.

slowpoke tahap kritikal.

#139 Love is why we do it, love is worth the pain

So we were supposed to have a small farewell party or gathering before this best friend of mine leaves us for good. But surprise surprise, reaching a consensus as to deciding the wheres and whens, was almost impossible (for obvious reasons). Therefore some of us, the closest ones to this mom-to-be, decided to throw a simple farewell party for her, finally able to get some of 'those people' out of the picture. And yayy she loved the place, the food, the company she kept (well 90% of them tbh). Although she had to feign surprise when she arrived sebab kantoi last minute kot damn it haha but all went well, still.

So.. It was my pleasure, knowing and befriending you. And you know the drill, I'm sorry, thank you for everything, we'll miss you yada yada. Haha. Most importantly, take care of yourself AND your baby tau! :)

#138 The things we lost in the fire fire fire

You know what they say about cursing? How it's not nice for 'bertudung' people to curse. How cursing in front of children is 'prohibited'. How cursing is considered the inappropriate thing to do, when...

Gossiping about uncertain stuff (fitnah) is considered normal.
Badmouthing (mengumpat) others, even the ones close to you is okay. 

It's disgusting, really, the way people, we, judge one another. People who gossip 24/7 say people who curse 24/7 are bad, when we really are IN THE SAME FUCKING BOAT, not better nor worse, just as sinful.

#137 The 20/20 Experience

If you do not dig this Mirrors shit by Justin Timberlake then we're so over, babez/guyz. Cause damn son it's just arghhh perfect, alright? Alright? WHAT!!? Stop judging me!!!! Kbye. Ok you might wanna give One Republic's latest album a listen or two cause holy cow they bring addiction to a whole new level I'm not even kidding. Fine it's an exaggeration but still.. Wah so random kan topik bye guys good die might!

#136 you're crashing but you're no wave

for once can you stop playing victims and own up to your mistake? friggin imbeciles.

#135 Misguided Monsters

It would be really lovely if you'd stop comparing our preferences like "Why is your grass green, I mean look at mine it's pink it's the coolest thing ever" or like "Why do you wear your tudung like that I mean look at my tudung it's forever perfect till jannah" or like "How come you listen to sad sappy songs I mean I listen to very hardcore songs they make me feel 'me'.. Like hell I care.

People do things differently, and I respect that. Why can't you? 

#134 nyomey nyilaaaa

SAM THE CAT HAS EYEBROWS. EYEBROWS!

#133 Be very afraid, but do it anyway.